Laundry Comedian Mugs

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

When laundry ruled the waves.

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Dreams I have had...

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Search for Missing Socks

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Cow Wash Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

Missing Sock

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"