Laundry Survivor Pillows

'There is nothing dicier than a lubber with a sadiron.'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Is it something I said dear?"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.