Sanitization Warriors Pillows

Hygiene the best vaccine

Flu vaccine.

The household cavalry

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Covid Vaccine

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Human Dust Buster

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

COVID-19 safty tips

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Remember when all this was free?"

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'

'There was a what in your soup?'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"First."