Sanitization Warriors Pillows

Hygiene the best vaccine

Flu vaccine.

The household cavalry

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Covid Vaccine

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Human Dust Buster

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

"Remember when all this was free?"

COVID-19 safty tips

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

'There was a what in your soup?'

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

Cleaning woman enter's doctor's office with huge medical supplies to use to clean office.