"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."
Sanitiser Experts Gifts
Looking for a gift for your sanitiser expert? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that honour their dedication to cleanliness. Perfect for healthcare workers, lab technicians, or hygiene enthusiasts, these products bring a smile while keeping things disinfected. Whether it's a quirky mug, a clever t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find the perfect way to appreciate their commitment to health and safety.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Whack-a-molecule
Hand sanitizer
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale
Wearing Gloves on Public Transport
'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'
"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"
Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.
"I'm not taking any chances!"
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
Baby boom expected due to corona
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
"Still having some problems with the halitosis Mr Bobbins?"
Transmission of the Coronavirus
Hand Sanitiser
"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."
"Tommy! Use your hanky."
Hygiene the best vaccine
COVID-19 safty tips
Face Masks and Covid
Congratulations, Willis. You're being promoted to 'partially treated sewage'.
"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"
Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.
Hand Sanitisers
"What have you been up to lately?"
Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.
"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"
"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."
"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"
Sanitiser Experts Gifts Collection
Sanitiser Experts Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for sanitiser experts and find a witty, practical gift that makes every coffee break more enjoyable.
Sanitiser Experts Pillows
Discover cozy pillows specially designed for sanitiser experts—blend comfort with a playful nod to their hygiene herowork.
Sanitiser Experts Prints
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Sanitiser Experts T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts perfect for sanitiser enthusiasts—comfortable, humorous, and ideal for everyday wear.