Sanitiser Comedian Gifts

sanitiser chasers

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Whack-a-molecule

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Covid Vaccine

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'What did you find in your soup?'

Bath tube with human feet.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Jeff woke up with a disgusting film on his teeth.