Sanitiser Comedian Gifts

sanitiser chasers

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Whack-a-molecule

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Covid Vaccine

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

'What did you find in your soup?'

Bath tube with human feet.

Employees must wash hands of all responsibility.

Remember to wash your hands: "...but not compulsively."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'