Sanitization Guru Mugs

Covid Restrictions in Schools

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Whack-a-molecule

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hand sanitizer

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"Namaste."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

Savoy Dental Salon

'You missed a spot.'

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Baby boom expected due to corona

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Hand Sanitiser

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Cleaning lady picking up weights

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Hygiene the best vaccine

"Tommy! Use your hanky."

COVID-19 safty tips

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

'There was a what in your soup?'

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping