Sanitisation Mugs

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

Water.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Hygiene the best vaccine

Face Masks and Covid

COVID-19 safty tips

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."

"What have you been up to lately?"

Janitor mops the floor.

Hand Sanitisers

Caution: Wet Floor

The elbow pump has replaced the handshake. In another context, that sentence you said could describe an odd sequence of medical conditions.