"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"
Sanitization Mugs
Start the day with a witty mug that champions hygiene and sanitization. Perfect for health workers or anyone who values a splash of humor with their morning coffee.
"Purell hand sanitizer."
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Whack-a-molecule
Hand sanitizer
ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work
"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"
"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."
"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."
"All brooms are useless. . .!!"
"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."
"Uh, I was drinking that."
Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale
Things I didn't know about before 2020.
"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."
Water.
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."
"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."
Hygiene the best vaccine
Face Masks and Covid
COVID-19 safty tips
Practice Bug Control this Season.
Hygiene in food processing
"...Next time you put your money where your mouth is, wash it off first."
"What have you been up to lately?"
Hand Sanitisers
Janitor mops the floor.
Caution: Wet Floor
Sanitization Mugs Collection
Sanitization Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty hygiene messages to add personality to any room. Perfect for germ fighters and cleanliness advocates.
Sanitization Prints
Shop our prints that celebrate cleanliness with humor and style—ideal for decorating spaces dedicated to health and hygiene.
Sanitization T-Shirts
Explore our sanitizer-inspired T-shirts that blend humor with health-conscious style. Great for anyone passionate about hygiene.