Security Guru T-Shirts

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

Confessional booths

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"

"Password. And it must contain over eight characters, upper & lower case letters, some numerals and at least two symbols."

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

"I've a nasty feeling we've had burglars."

Born to Locksmith.

'Sir, the best way to prevent identity theft is to end your days.'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"I set the timer for the lights, arranged for the neighbors to get the mail, and set a recording of your latest argument on a constant loop."

Security Minded

Police body cameras

"My owners named me Kvduer92hybH20UDF8fhsj becuase they wanted to remember a strong password for their online banking."

Username/Password

"We may have to live outside for a while. I forgot the password to our smarthome."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Where was the TSA?'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

AI Safety Officer

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."