Virus Geek Pillows

"I'm coming back. The air out here is filled with viruses!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Disease Management

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Covid Variants

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Gene Therapy

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Praying Mantis.

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Knights of the Square Table.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"