Virus Enthusiasts Gifts

Ooo, our kid's a special, more powerful variant, ooo. I swear, they tell us that every time we see them.

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"My new day job is killing me."

Transylvanian Snails.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I've mutated."

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Death in the red zone

''Fancy a quick pint?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

New Vampire Orientation. First, quit your day job.

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

'They're like ice! You're like a giant vampire bat sucking the warmth out of me!'

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'I'm sorry, but the comfort of our coffins has never been an issue before!'

'How could cute hurt so much?'

"Master Vlad, we must not forget wearing our bib when we go out playing at night."

Strainspotting

No necking in public

Pangolins Gone Wild