Virus Villain Aficionados Prints

"It's all me, me, me, with you - it's like the world revolves around YOU all the time!"

Scarpia from Tosca

How to win friends and Influenza People.

More Pardons

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

"I've mutated."

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

Trust me, it's scarier than the skull and crossbones ever was!

Death in the red zone

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

Caped Character

"You've managed to catch bird flu, swine flu and a touch of mad cow disease."

The Perfect Dengue Storm and Coronavirus

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

'How can we get the flu? We are the flu.'

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

Strainspotting

Pangolins Gone Wild

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

Old Darth Vader

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

"There just aren't any good parts."

Actually, we're not looking for an evil genius right now.

Evil Queen

"I've been sent home to lay low. If anyone asks, no one in my virology lab knows anything about a rampaging army of pangolin-bat hybrids."