Villain Fanatic Pillows

'I guess of all the evil villains I fight every day, I'd have to say I hate Wedgie Man, the most.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Scarpia from Tosca

Warrior Woman

Newt sale

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Catasaurus

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Self Help / Elf Help.