Villain Fanatic Pillows

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Scarpia from Tosca

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Newt sale

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

Witch's Brew.

Surreal ale