Vampire Fanatic Pillows

Vampire punctures an inflatable doll,

"I think I'll have the steak with garlic sauce...."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Astral Projection

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."