Vampire Fancier Pillows

'According to my haemoglobin-o-meter,you're sixty thousand red cells over the legal limit.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire in a canoe.

Scarpia from Tosca

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Get on with it!

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."