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'According to my haemoglobin-o-meter,you're sixty thousand red cells over the legal limit.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Vlad the Impala

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Astral Projection

He looks so natural lying there...

Scarpia from Tosca

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Get on with it!

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart