Mars Geek Pillows

Life Discovered on Mars

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Be open to help.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Mars Rover

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Astronaut

NASA Hits Shuffle

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Elephant and Castle

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'Where did you leave the ship?'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Recalculating!

The First Alien Contact

Theory of Gravity