Neuroticism Navigator Prints

Jocasta Mothering.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Woody Allen

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Death By Mattress

"He took that kinda hard."

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Maybe YOU'RE projecting!'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Pick Your Own Neuroses

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'You could work at any fortune 500 company... Why have you applied at our little shop?'

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"What does it all mean?"