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"The inspiring story of one family's incredible journey from a two-bedroom condo on West Sixty-sixth Street to a three-bedroom co-op on East Eighty-third."

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Dorrie Decimal System

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Television Readers.

Bookworm Sleepover

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

No-Work Orange

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Blue Stockings

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

John Bunyan

The Poky Little Pupa.

Gen-Next Library

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Paranormal A-Z...

Silence of the Chickens...