Fiction Books Pillows

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

No-Work Orange

Bookworm Sleepover

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Silence of the Chickens...

Paranormal A-Z...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Characters jumping out of a book.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Audio Books

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Flyfishing for dummies.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"