Fiction Pillows

At a creative writing workshop for accountants.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

As man reads horror fiction, tree reads pulp fiction.

Universe of reading

TV says 'Watch me!'

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

Quasimodo Zit.

A woman reads a romance novel.

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'The story you are about to see is as true as most of the stuff you get on televison these days....'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

Deserted Island

'Careful Watson, that howl tells me that the hond is near!'

'No, you don't understand... I REALLY cannot put it down!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Monster in a T-shirt.

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde: 'No, no...We just share the office!'

Beware of Og.

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

"It's just Tarzan waxing his chest again."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I'll check, but you know what they say – if a story sounds too good to be true, it's probably sold out."

Fagin from Oliver Twist

Little-know historical fact #058 - the Tarzan call origin. Tarzan as a boy, 1 second away from a super-wedgie.

"So you are not my real father? Does that mean that I am adopted?"