Fiction Gifts

At a creative writing workshop for accountants.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Universe of reading

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

As man reads horror fiction, tree reads pulp fiction.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Quasimodo Zit.

TV says 'Watch me!'

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

all i ever wanted was t be your regular everyday elephant

A woman reads a romance novel.

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

"So you are not my real father? Does that mean that I am adopted?"

Don Quixote hauls off captured windmill.

Little-know historical fact #058 - the Tarzan call origin. Tarzan as a boy, 1 second away from a super-wedgie.

Deserted Island

'The story you are about to see is as true as most of the stuff you get on televison these days....'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

'I hear that when Gregor Samsa found himself transformed into a giant insect, it was all symbolic, and he wasn't one of us after all.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'Careful Watson, that howl tells me that the hond is near!'

'No, you don't understand... I REALLY cannot put it down!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Monster in a T-shirt.

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde: 'No, no...We just share the office!'

Beware of Og.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'