Stories Pillows

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"My self-esteem was so low I just followed her around everywhere she would go."

Need tickets.

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'So that's five loaves and two fishes---do you want curly fries and a diet Pepsi with that?'

"Sorry Buddy, no singles!"

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

Curosity killed the cat

"I wouldn't worry about the big bab wolf - he can't muster much puff."

Cowardly lion is carrying a keg of courage.

'Don't worry Mr Dumpty. We'll bring suit against all the King's men and all the King's horses for practicing medicine without a license.'

Humpty Dumpty after the Fall

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'No, I'm not really a handsome prince, but it's a great way to meet girls.'

'Look - when I read you a fairy tale, don't keep saying 'Really?' '

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

A boy with his finger in the dike prevents the Great Flood.

"Must get big stone."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.

I'm going to read you a bedtime story...

'If it's going to charity, then I want a receipt.'

'Don't worry lads, he's always on the internet these days.'

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Sleeping beauty

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Turning Japanese: I really think so.