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Bertolt Brecht.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

John Bunyan

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Scarpia from Tosca

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Robocop and Juliet.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Lend me your ears

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

After the Sentence

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Jack London

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'