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"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Out To Lurch

Iliadette.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Stephen Spender.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Scarpia from Tosca

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'