Historic Literature Nerd Pillows

Bertolt Brecht.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

John Bunyan

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

Robocop and Juliet.

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Jack London

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Lend me your ears

After the Sentence

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'