Nuclear Age Nerd T-Shirts

Let your nuclear age nerd wear their passion proudly with our clever t-shirts. From witty atomic puns to retro-futuristic designs, these shirts turn science enthusiasm into a fun fashion statement.

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"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war." mockup

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

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"Houston, we have a problem."

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Putin and Zelensky

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"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!" mockup

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

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"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?" mockup

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

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Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon. mockup

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

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'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics." mockup

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

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'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.' mockup

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

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'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.' mockup

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

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Science And Society 1923

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"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions." mockup

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

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'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!' mockup

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

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'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.' mockup

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

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Kim Jong-un

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"Whither NATO?"

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Confusion in A Jar.

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Nuclear lineup

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The Nuclear Balance

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"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?" mockup

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

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'Who put that thing there?'

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For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

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'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

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'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.' mockup

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

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How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan. mockup

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

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"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'." mockup

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

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'We didn't see any radiation.'

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The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure... mockup

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

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'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.' mockup

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

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'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!' mockup

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

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'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

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'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.' mockup

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

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"It's photo of a black hole."

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Iran-UN.

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Nuclear Age Nerd T-Shirts Collection

Nuclear Age Nerd Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the nuclear age nerd in your life. Your favorite science enthusiast will love starting the day with a clever, radioactive-themed cup.

Nuclear Age Nerd Pillows

Shop our pillows collection for cozy, nerdy designs inspired by the nuclear age. These unique pillows make a great gift for any science lover’s home.

Nuclear Age Nerd Prints

Browse our art prints to find striking visuals celebrating nuclear history and atomic energy. Ideal for the nuclear age nerd’s personal space or office.