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'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

At the Home for Old Atoms...

Nuclear Confusion

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

Confusion in A Jar.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

A Runaway Nuclear Core.

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Putin and Zelensky

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Science And Society 1923

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

Kim Jong-un

Nuclear lineup

'Who put that thing there?'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

The Nuclear Balance

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

The moment that Professor Klutz realised he'd forgottedn to take the lends cap off the James Webb telescope prior to departure...

'....Why is it shaped like a bomb?!'

"It's photo of a black hole."

Iran-UN.

"Let this guy go around."