Nato Nerd Pillows

"Whither NATO?"

"Finland, don't provoke me!"

Trump at NATO Summit

"Houston, we have a problem."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Dog forced to return bone

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Ukraine Crisis

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Pirate

Battery Lighthouse

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes