Nato Nerd Pillows

"Whither NATO?"

"Finland, don't provoke me!"

Trump at NATO Summit

"Houston, we have a problem."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

WiFi Signals

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Dog forced to return bone

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Ukraine Crisis

Battery Lighthouse

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Pirate

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Pirate eye test

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'