Park Frequenter Gifts

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. Someone with peanuts."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"A little help, please."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

The High Line at Giza

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I know. I miss him, too."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Psychiatry in the Park

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"He ran out of pee."

Moms gone wild