Playground Pillows

'Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

'Butch was my best pal until I heard his mother call him Samantha,'

"I'm focusing less on girls and more on accumulating the things girls will eventually want."

"Recess does things to a man."

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

Riding the statue.

'Hey - I nicked that off a car last week.'

'She's trying to prove her masculinity.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"It's not tattling. I prefer to call it providing intel."

Little boys

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Swinging

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"This never happened."

Tree house.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"First snowman?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

Imagination