Playground General Pillows

'War is heck!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tree house.

"This never happened."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Mood Swings.

Swing

Converted Parking Garage

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."