Playground General Gifts

'War is heck!'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Hi-yah!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"This never happened."

Tree house.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Converted Parking Garage

Mood Swings.

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Swing

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."