Playhouse Designer Mugs

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

What can I play?

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Caution: use only under child supervison

Swing

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Constructing your own prison!

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Switchback Playground.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Turandot

"Lawsuits must really be getting out of hand."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

Tarnhelm

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

"Beats me how it works... but if you sit here long enough a little snack pops out."

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

'Where are we supposed to play now?'

'Looks like the council might have over-engineered the safety surface.'