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A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I'm sorry Spooner, I'm letting you go. Try to leave without making a scene."

"We really need a bigger stage for the ridin' off into the sunset scene."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Tarnhelm

Turandot

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'They all want to play the star.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Tree house.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Falstaff

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."