Stage Directors T-Shirts

Drama Llama

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Pirate

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Leslie Caron.

'Hamlet'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Trump! The Musical

Daughters on the beach

Shakespeare was bisexual

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Masks and Butts

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Applause

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene