Play Director T-Shirts

"May we see it hop? It's for a Sunday-school play."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'They all want to play the star.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Golfing Boss

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Bo're'droom

Reading my Critics

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

Honoré de Balzac

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'