Party Hat Lover Gifts

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Green Balloon

Canape?

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A Woman Holding Canapes

All dressed up and no place to go

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."