Funny Hat Enthusiast Gifts

'Whatever you do,don't ask them about their holiday Down Under.'

"Psst! You've got my hat!"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Australian Mobile Bar

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

They will too notice.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"