Funny Hat Enthusiasts Gifts

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Australian Mobile Bar

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

They will too notice.