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'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

Centurion in a Shower

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Saloon Selectives

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"Wash and Quo"

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Whale Pattern Balding,

"Nice coffin hair Jerry..."

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Mop chop.

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

"Shuffle Mode"

"Nope...your 'Comb Over Ponytail' still isn't trending."

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

"My hair always looks awful in the winter."

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

"High school reunions."

Man not happy about going bald.