Beauty Product Collector Prints

Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

Joan Collins

Shampoos for...Straight hair, Curly hair, Back hair.

How baby oil is made.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

You could have told me there's only one "s" in "mouse" before I sprayed this in my mouth. Mousse.

What do you want in a lipstick Chocolate flavouring, cellulite burning enzymes and an alcohol content of 40

Lipstick hiccups

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

"The deodorant spray makes me smell funny."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Shampoo.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Woman applying makeup

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"More concealer?"

A gap between the solar panels

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Mildred....is that you?'

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"That shampoo was delicious!"