Device Collector Prints

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Playing cards.

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Try his land line.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Please feel free to browse."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

First and last day as census taker...

'How old is this vase?'