Mobile Device Collector T-Shirts

'Robert's saving money on mobile devices by being completely sedentary.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Digital Fomo!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Nuts to you, too."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

The other digital divide.

'Try his land line.'

Jeremy Clarkson.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Phone Mittens

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

Man and dog with QR-code heads.

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"