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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Oymoticons

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"The unlucky lemming"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."