Silicone Chip Collector Gifts

He's just waiting for his chip to come in.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Please Drove Carefully.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Oymoticons

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"The unlucky lemming"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Elvis Presley

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.