Memory Collector T-Shirts

"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."

Mom, I gotta grow up faster. I'm missing all the good old days!

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Portrait

"What happens on vacation... stays with you and will haunt you for the rest of your life."

"Actually, we prefer to think of them as lifetime memories - not mug shots."

"Years ago I'd see things that I'd want to tell my grandchildren about some day. Now that you're here, I don't remember any of them."

Memory Shtick

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

I Wish For More Nights Like This...

"Do you remember when you said you wouldn't be seen dead on TV?"

'Feels like only yesterday that we were whippersnappers!'

"I'd like a really old black n' white TV set, so I can watch all the stuff I used to like as a kid..."

Been everywhere done everything got all the T-shirts!

The Diary

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Portrait Special

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Playing cards.

A boy with a camera

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."