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Man in the Autumn of Life Recalling Old Love Affairs

A boy with a camera

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Green Balloon

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Social lens of the photojournalist

Bear Office Worker

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Replica Football Merchandise

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Cheese.'

Useless-memory lane

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

"We saved all your old diapers."

The Diary

Nostalgiaville

"You heard me. This is it. We had a three-picture deal."

"Sometimes, on a day like this, I can just catch the faintest smell of youth."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'I keep everything on a memory stick these days.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."