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". . . and over here you'll be sorting every single digital photo you've ever taken."

Flash memory replaces compact disc

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jazz is Invented

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Teapot

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

"Please feel free to browse."

First and last day as census taker...

'How old is this vase?'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"