Digital Collector Mugs

". . . and over here you'll be sorting every single digital photo you've ever taken."

Flash memory replaces compact disc

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Six jazz instruments.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Teapot

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

So close... Yet so far.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I wonder what this was for."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"Please feel free to browse."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

First and last day as census taker...